Hello, or to quote everyone’s favorite online dog, “Henlo.”
This is the first episode of the newsletter. Episode? Missive? Edition? Post? Probably edition. There will surely be more to come. I’m never going to look at the subscriber numbers* and just keep this bad boy going until I give up on it (*I will look at the subscriber numbers every damn day).
So what is this exactly? At this point it’ll mostly be a place where I write some blog type stuff, some serious, some funny, and where I share good internet videos. Maybe some history stuff too. Other than that it’ll just be your classic ego trip. But mostly I want it to be a newsletter for the homies. For all my Kings and Queens who we stan because they are proper legends. A newsletter where everybody knows your name. So smash that mf’ing follow button like you’re a pre-teen on Twitch and let’s do this dang thing. If you’ve already signed up and are reading this through your email? Then hot damn, you’re cool as hell baby.
Video That Is Funny (aka: Funny Video):
This video is called “Cake Train.” It’s very dumb, which is a compliment. I once wrote a Buzzfeed “article” about it and published it through their fan site like a fool. I won’t be linking to it here cause that’s embarassing.