I am happy to see that your move east has neither dulled your wit nor your pen.
I must, though, challenge you on one issue with which you are (obviously) unfamiliar (thus far):
Sugar Cookies.
There is literally NOTHING on the face of the earth that prevents children from turning into demons. It is merely a matter of timing. Bliss while making the cookies? Give the bowl to one and the mixer blades to the other to lick and you've instantly jumped from the up escalator to the down escalator and you're looking at horns, tails and pitchforks.
Otherwise, an entertaining, important and informative read.
I was prepared to come into the comments to fight for snickerdoodles, but pleasantly surprised I don't have to
Snickerdoodles rule!!
I am happy to see that your move east has neither dulled your wit nor your pen.
I must, though, challenge you on one issue with which you are (obviously) unfamiliar (thus far):
Sugar Cookies.
There is literally NOTHING on the face of the earth that prevents children from turning into demons. It is merely a matter of timing. Bliss while making the cookies? Give the bowl to one and the mixer blades to the other to lick and you've instantly jumped from the up escalator to the down escalator and you're looking at horns, tails and pitchforks.
Otherwise, an entertaining, important and informative read.
Thank you.
lol you are correct, sugar cookies only delay the demonification, they do not prevent it!