Archive - Dang Dude, What The Heck?

The Dangers of Pretending To Be A Character In The Little House on the Prairie

Laura Ingalls Wilder was WRONG!

Apr 22 •

The Trip of A Life Time

Or, It's All Greek To Me

Apr 15 •

A Dance To Remember

Clark, Reese, Cardoso

Apr 8 •

We've Entered the Grilling and Chilling Zone

G'ing and C'ing in Chicago

Apr 1 •

March 2024

Bopping Down The Highway

I reveal some truly embarrassing music choices in this one

Mar 25 •

Pasta Shapes, Ranked

No, "zoodles" are not on this list. Ack

Mar 18 •

The Ancient Egyptians

I'm an Upper and the Lower Nile kinda guy.

Mar 11 •

Music Review: “Capricorn”/”Gen-X Cops” – Vampire Weekend 2024

On February 16th, 2024, for the first time since 2019’s Father of the Bride, Vampire Weekend released new music. For a certain type of millennial, me…

Mar 4 •

February 2024

The Diaries of A Midwest Baseball Fan

I've got baseball on the brain

Feb 26 •

I Quote Derrida In This One, But In A Cool Way

On the Limits of Language and the Magic of Art

Feb 19 •

Every Baseball Position, Ranked

This is, of course, 100% accurate

Feb 12 •

Jan van Panopticon's No Good Very Bad Day

If You Can't Join Em, Bentham!

Feb 5 •

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